The Hell

The HELL

This is one of who realizes things, not of the one who decorates them!
In an examination of physics in Aveiro's University - read, it is
delirious. This is a luxury answer!!

Dr. X (we are going to maintain the anonymity in the measure of possible), of the Physics Dep. from Aveiro's University is known because of asking questions
like: "Why the aeroplanes fly? ".

His only question in the final proof of May 1997 to the group of " Transmission of Moment, Mass and Heat II " was: " The HELL
is it EXOTHERMIC OR ENDOTHERMIC? " Justify the answer. " (in other words,
he was intending to know if the Hell is a system that frees heat or if
it receives heat).

Several pupils justified their opinions based on Boyle's Law
or in some variant of same, but there was a pupil, Y, who answered it
like this:

« Firstly, we postulate what, if the souls exist, then must have
some mass. If They will have, then a mol of souls also has mass.

Then, in which percentage in which the souls are entering and going out from the hell?

I think that we can assume certainly that as soon as a soul enters in the hell never again it goes out. Therefore, there are no souls to go out.

For the souls that enter in the hell, we are going to give a peep to different religions that exist in the world nowadays. Some of this religions preach that, if you do not belong to it, then you go to Hell. Since there is more than a religion of this type and persons do not have two religions, we can project that all the persons and souls go to the hell.
With the birth taxes rate and mortality the way that are, we can wait for a growth exponential from the souls in the hell.

Now we are going to look at the change of volume tax in the hell. The Law
of Boyle says that for the temperature and the pressure in hell been
constant, the relation between the mass of the souls and the volume of the Hell must be also constant.

There are then two options:

1) If hell expands in a less tax than the tax with what the
souls enter, then the temperature and the pressure in hell increase
until explodes.

2) If hell is expanding in a bigger tax than the entry of souls, then the temperature and the pressure will be going to go down up untill hell freezes.

Then, which of two options is the correct one? If we accept what Teresa
said to me, my first year colleague: " There will be a cold night
in the hell before I go to bed with you " and taking into account what
I still did not obtain success in the attempt of making love with her, then
option 2 is not true. IN OTHER WORDS, THE HELL is EXOTHERMIC. »

The Y pupil took away the only one " 20 " in the group. And in my opinion, it was deserving to go to bed with Teresa...